3-Way Logistics

We can’t come up with anything to explain this horrible choice for a company name. Please share with us your ideas.

Toylet Toys

Airsoft paintball markers and Anime comics apparently make for good company at the Toylet.

Dikranian Urology

Dr. Armen Dikranian is a board certified Urologist ready to help you with your Johnsonian ailments.

Trash Talk - Warning from the owner of this dumpster

“Hey asshole! Yeah you who are dumping your trash in my dumpster illegally. Well I have had two security cameras installed that you can’t see! So make my day keep dumping because first offense is $1000.00 fine and second offense is $5000.00 Plus as a bonus.

For you ASSHOLE the trash company has agreed to prosecute you for using there key without their permission.

SO PLEASE MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!”

Beware folks: Six exclamation points really means business!

No Arking

It should have been be pretty obvious that large wooden boats are prohibited from blocking the fire lane, but in this case the property manager felt it necessary to post the message as well.

Idiot Fish

No, an employee at the Chinese fish market did NOT go nuts with the signs.  The Red Cod is actually also known as an Idiot.  I’m sure if you found this fish at a Safeway or Albertson’s, the sign would simply read “Red Cod.”

Young Dong Tofu Restaurant

Offering what appears to be more than just Tofu, Young Dong Tofu Restuarant is open for business in the city of San Gabriel, California.  If you’re a Tofu connoisseur, you will know that the soy based bean curd comes in both hard and soft varieties.  However, the hardest Tofu may not be satisfying enough for some – you may just have to get a double serving.

Law Offices of Poon

The talented attorneys at The Law Offices of Poon have the experience, skill, and tenacity to win your case.  Have you been arrested for indecent exposure at an adult movie theater or using a public restroom stall for something other than #1 or #2.  Perhaps that female undercover officer you picked up at the corner really did have an uncanny resemblance to your wife.  Our law firm has successfully obtained favorable outcomes in a few dozen cases.  We fought for them, and we’ll fight for you!

Yung Ho

Age discrimination?  Perhaps.  Just to fair, if you prefer more experienced ones, you can find them two blocks West.

Mentally Handicapped

What you see here is a pickup truck belonging to a person suffering from an embarrassing problem.  Those stricken with this condition tend to have small wee-wees.  But oddly, some of these individuals also have a huge set of balls.  Balls big enough to lead one to boldly park in a handicap spot despite having the ability to get in and out of an 8 feet high truck.

Pho' Kim Long

More than just a happy ending . . . here you get a delicious bowl of Vietnamese noodles. One of my favorites of all time: my wife spotted this sign in Las Vegas’ Chinatown a few years ago. This spot is still thriving.  In fact, there were several people waiting outside waiting for a table when we took this shot.